December 2011
2 posts
Dec 25th
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November 2011
5 posts
The second hand diligently marched forward, continuing its sentry between twelve and six. Its progress was perceived as both sluggish and relentless - as the passing of time can be subjectively warped by separate parties. The glint of the chrome rim showed no reflection - although, again, that may have been a product of perception - neither observer had an advantageous angle on the clock that was...
Nov 23rd
Nov 10th
Onward State: Press Release From The Real Penn... →
Exactly.
Nov 8th
Nov 2nd
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Beth Dropped Her Gathered DVD Cases On The Counter
So I wrote another one of these for no reason:  Beth dropped her gathered DVD cases on the counter. The titles - A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Sleepy Hollow - were thrust in Darcy’s line of vision, a not-so-subtle reminder that she was, in fact, at work.  Beth twirled a lock of her auburn hair as she craned her neck over her shoulder, coyly stealing a look at Peter, who was...
Nov 2nd
October 2011
1 post
Henry Dort Had His Speech Memorized
I wrote this back in July. I think the plan was to have some sort of short story blog. This was not a strong start. It doesn’t really have a place, and I really haven’t posted in a while, so I figured what the hell.  I’m not going to post it to twitter because I don’t want to be that “HEY LOOK WHAT I DID” guy. Not for this. So if you’re reading this,...
Oct 31st
June 2011
1 post
Dan Harmon Walks Us Through Community's Second... →
I love Community. This episode-by-episode walkthrough by creator Dan Harmon is really representative about what makes the show so special. The level of thought and detail into character and plot choices is just so admirable. Harmon’s openness to the concept of the show being flawed is really refreshing and encouraging. Don’t read it if you haven’t seen the show, but if you have -...
Jun 9th
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May 2011
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March 2011
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Mar 2nd
December 2010
1 post
Dec 25th
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September 2010
1 post
Here's What's Up
I created this blog without a very clear vision - I wasn’t sure what I wanted to put here, but I knew that I wanted a place that beckoned me to supply with content. As I haven’t updated here regularly since last Spring, I’ve failed in that regard.  One thing I didn’t want to do here is compose a public diary. While it works out nicely for some, there’s a fear that I...
Sep 28th
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August 2010
1 post
Aug 25th
April 2010
2 posts
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March 2010
4 posts
Mar 21st
East Coast Bias
The term ‘East Coast Bias’ refers to sports journalism. For my purposes, it’s the best way to justify my Mother’s attitude for this entire trip. Leaving high school, I was determined to study somewhere warm. At the end of my undergraduate experience, however, I find myself in the frozen tundra of Happy Valley. Thus, the Law School search has been very heavy on favorable...
Mar 9th
The One Where I Bitch About Airline Travel
I’m spending the next week in sunny California to tour law schools, in hopes that I make a decision on where I should spend the next three years of my life (minimum) on more than who has the prettiest acceptance packet. I hereby vow to not turn this into a shitty travel blog where I describe things as “indescribable” and talk about how my perspective has changed. Of course, to...
Mar 7th
“There’s way too much bullshit out there; too many half-assed assertions,...”
–  Maddox, on why he now updates his website so rarely. Though many of the writers I read and respect offer a different sentiment - “Just write, get better, keep writing, keep getting better. It’s the only thing you can control.” - he does have a point. I’ve realized that this...
Mar 4th
February 2010
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January 2010
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December 2009
2 posts
Dec 25th
“The biggest model for us was actually not another television show—it was Stephen...”
–  Carlton Cuse, Executive Producer for Lost, in a recent GQ interview. I discovered The Stand in between watching the first five seasons and the show and the publication of this interview, and noted the similarities. For those of you who love Lost and can’t wait until Season 6’s premiere,...
Dec 17th
November 2009
2 posts
Onward State: A Year In Retrospect →
It blows me away that Onward State has been around for a year. I have had some of my most memorable experiences (with two of them highlighted in this list) at Penn State thanks to my involvement with the blog. Thank goodness they weren’t scared off by the fact that I showed up to my first meeting unshaven and reeking of chlorine. I generally don’t swim laps right before meeting people...
Nov 18th
Nov 8th
October 2009
5 posts
Oct 31st
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Oct 25th
Reporting From The Press Box: An Onward State... →
I usually don’t post things I write for Onward State, mostly because I write for the blog so often. But this piece is different. This past Saturday, I got to go into the Press Box for the game - an opportunity I honestly did not think I would get during my time here. It was a really cool experience, and I think I wrote about it in a way that is at least somewhat entertaining.
Oct 12th
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September 2009
6 posts
Sep 27th
Lion In Wait: Penn State Versus Iowa →
New football column for Onward State. Hell, it’s about time.
Sep 26th
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Sep 12th
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“I’m not saying that we’re better or greater, or comparing us with...”
– John Lennon, backpedaling from his comment that the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus.” In John’s defense, The Beatles: Rock Band is a religious experience. It does everything a video game should do right. Go and play it. NOW.
Sep 10th
“Admissions officers receive many more applications than they have seats to fill,...”
– Anna Ivey, from The Ivey Guide to Law School Admissions. This is a great guide, but it has been most effective in showing me how incredibly underprepared I am for the entire process.
Sep 2nd
August 2009
3 posts
Aug 31st
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July 2009
1 post
Spezify - Full Ammo Improv →
Ryan just sent this link out to Full Ammo members. The site is essentially a visually-oriented search tool for any term, and ‘Full Ammo Improv’ returned a decent amount of results.  If you’re a fan of the group, it just may give you a boner.
Jul 2nd
June 2009
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May 2009
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May 30th
“…Stopping a piece of work just because it’s hard, either emotionally...”
– Stephen King, On Writing. I realize not only has it been ages since I’ve written pure fiction, but I have been a neglectful writer altogether. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
May 29th
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I Stood Up and Bombed
About a month ago, I was presented with the opportunity to Emcee my high school’s After Prom. For those not in the know, After Prom is a school sponsored event held to prevent teen partying / knocking up your date / countless other dalliances that tend to happen after the Prom. It’s a pretty cool agreement between the school and its students – in exchange for an entertainment and snack-packed...
May 19th
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